Wednesday, November 26, 2014

final mini commix thingy

Salutations! Miniature comic booklet enthusiasts,
I have arrived at the point of the construction of my miniature comical booklet to be finalised on this coming weekend.  Unlike most of the present company, I have no excuses like- ‘I must go to school’, ‘I must feed my children’, ‘Oh no! I have fallen on some rocks and broken my arm in several places’. So with my trusty extended Stapleton machine & papier cutting device I will produce 50 fine amusing photocopied pamphlets. 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

mimi carmix 8

Hello again Ladies & Gents of the artistic cartooning nature,
Let me start my confabulation about my mini comic adventures. I have unfortunate mental disease ‘maths-no-understandium’. Anything to do with mathematical conundrums makes my brain physically melt. So in order to layout this comic I must take 3 A4 sheets, fold them and write consecutive numbers on them like a small frail child. This way I now know where to place the said pages of ‘art’ on the phototographical shoppe programme. Then place in appropriate digital folders. It is now ready to print…
Mr. N.W. Blanden

mummy catic7

May I say I for this project have been using a laptop… a laptop drawing board that is! (Waits for cheery guffaws). Thank you to hard rubbish & the bottom of wooden drawers.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Manny Komiski part 6

Greetings cartoonish scallywags,
After spending laborious minutes drawing & inking the said ‘artwork’. It is time to commence ‘layout’. Using my finest Apple Macintosh electrified computeration machine, I have laid out the scanned artwork .By using the Photographic Shoppe programme, I can now easily place my artwork & copy on to an A4 sheet of digitalised papier. Note my skill at ‘masking’ on the back cover, not a pair of scissors nor inking pen to be seen. Good riddance and be dammed to glue sticks & white out!! (Apologies to Michael Nesmith’s Mother.)
 N W Blanden.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

mino comy 3

Salutations to you, people with too much paper & too many pencils.
Today I arise to begin the next part of putting together some humorous anatomically incorrect scribbling.  Using copious amounts of foolscap parchment, first I must figure out some kind of ‘layout’ of drawings to fool you, into thinking I can draw. These fine biro sketchings must then be supplied with small boxes called ‘panels’.  These panels must be correctly & precisely positioned on a ‘page’.  After this process I am ready to commence drawing or ‘pencilling’ my brand of fun time pornography.
I hope you are in good health,
Neale W. Blanden.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

mini comic 2

Dearest comic book practitioners,
I get up in the morning at 5.30; have a hearty breakfast of fried lard to begin my laborious mini comic creation day. As I have said before, a sketchbook sketch inspired this pamphlet. I then begin the process of refining my brilliant ideas. With biro in hand I begin to write down ideas to fill 12 pages of photocopy fun in my idea book. I even at times add humorous illustrations to clear my head and obtain my final image of said pamphlet. Then it’s off to school to teach and beat children for the day.
Yours faithfully,
Neale Blanden (Esq. Wacker)

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

mini comic challenge 1

I'm taking part in the mini comic challenge to produce a mini this month. So far it is inspired by this sketch book sketch.As I don't write  stuff in lined paper books any more....Anyway, more to come.